joke thread

[the revolution]

any funny jokes then post in here

[HeatSeeker]

What do you call a cheese that's not yours?

Nacho cheese!

[aShLEy]

Knock, Knock....

[Jerick]

Whos there? :D

[skeeterbyte31]

I was gooonnnna wait on Ash's knock knock joke...but...he can continue..lol


what do you get when you mix PMS with a GPS?

A Crazy Bitch that WILL find your ass!



Why do men like to be on bottom?

Cause they only know how to f*ck up!


lmao

[the revolution]

What do you call a cheese that's not yours?

Nacho cheese!


lol yeah so true!. hehehe!

[HeatSeeker]

What do you get when you cross Chris Croker and a pig?

Ivana :rofl:

[Leaf]

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"

After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?"

"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"



One day a little girl came running into her house yelling, "Mommy, I got five dollars!"

The mother was curious, so she asked her child where she got the five dollars from.

The little girl replied, ''Tommy down the street gave me five dollars for doing cartwheel while he sat in the tree.

The mother told her daughter, "Don't you know that Tommy is just trying to see your panties."

''OOOOhhhh'' said the little girl.

The next day the little girl came running into the house yelling, "Mommy, I got ten dollars. The mother asked, "Where did you get the ten dollars from?"

The little girl replied, "Tommy down the street gave me ten dollars for doing a cartwheel while he sat up in the tree and laughed."

The mother replied, "Didn't I tell you that he is...''

Before the mother could finish, the little girl said, ''Wait Mommy. I tricked him, I didn't wear any panties today.''

[Mattias]

Why is Santa's sack so big?

Because he only cums once a year.

[Leaf]

why is santa's sack so big?

Because he only cums once a year.



lol